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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThis soft crew neck tee wears like a memory. Printed with a vintage station-wagon graphic and warm, faded inks, it reads “Gen X — Raised on Second Hand Smoke, Hose Water, Neglect,” tapping into a dry, wry nostalgia. The lightweight, ring-spun cotton drapes softly and stays breathable through long days. Subtle distressing in the artwork gives a lived-in look that pairs naturally with denim, a beat-up jacket, or morning coffee and vinyl records. It’s a quiet shout-back to the 80s\/90s childhoods — a shirt that starts conversations and fits right into everyday rhythm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (4.5 oz\/yd²) for soft, breathable wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed, elastic crew neck with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG print on body with optional DTF sleeve and neck-label prints; EU 2-year warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low 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